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WHO:                   HIS EXCELLENCY ADMIRAL GENERAL ALADEEN – SUPREME LEADER, ALL TRIUMPHANT GENERAL, BELOVED OPPRESSOR AND CHIEF OPHTHALMOLOGIST OF THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF WADIYA

 

WHAT:                 “THE DICTATOR” COLLEGE BUS TOUR

 

WHERE:               UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS, UNIVERSITY CO-OP

 

WHEN:                 MONDAY, MAY 7, 1:00PM-5:00PM

For more information on tour dates and locations, visit http://www.republicofwadiya.com/bustour.php

 

WHY:                    General Aladeen is spreading election-centric propaganda about the ways of Wadiyan culture.  His bus tour will educate people about his rise to power and his stance on key issues such as the woman’s place in this man’s world, how to appropriately honor The Dictator and why the West needs his guidance. 

 

                                Aboard the bus, visitors will test out the new “THE DICTATOR” iPad app and have the chance to purchase tickets to General Aladeen’s upcoming film “THE DICTATOR.”

                                There will be photo and social media opportunities and delicious Wadiyan cuisine served by the General’s Virgin Guards.

 

ABOUT “THE DICTATOR”: General Aladeen’s new film “THE DICTATOR” is his heroic story of a North African dictator who risks his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.

 

“THE DICTATOR” is in theaters May 16, 2012

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